The Republic of Absolute communism61 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.167 billion Absolute communism61ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism61ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,834 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 723,763 per year while the poor average 31,230, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, the Absolute Communism61ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism61's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism61 is ranked 25,929^th in the world and 1,586^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 90.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.